Okay, Listen up children, Here is a true story i made up.

Eugene The Paralyzed man:

Eugene was very, very paralyzed, he was so paralyzed he couldn't talk, move, eat, or die! One Day Eugene was at the market looking at pears, but he stayed there all night then was kicked out, he was then in more dept for not paying his bills, so they tried giving him tips, but he didn't understand, he was then put in jail for harrasment, he wouldnt stop staring at people (notice hes still paralized, cant choose wat to do) he was then in court, he said " " and " " to prove hes not guilty, but nobody beleives that excuse. So He was sentenced to Death penalty.

This was the day they electrified him, but somehow he was so paralized he couldnt die, so he didnt. They Tried it again, and again... and again......... so on...But on their final try they desided to just send him back to jail.

He was then plotting how to get out of jail (he cant think) so him and his jail buddies digged a hole through the ground and escaped, they then went on seperate ways in life.

Then Eugene was elected president, he was a really good president too! He ended the war with the afganistanians with his awsome speech " " as long with the words " " and " ".

Then He was assassinated by a man from the future. The man used a powerful gun from the future that could even kill an imortal.

THE END